I was sailing to Sigil a few days ago from Templeton in my new Corsair ship trying to set a course around Wiz Isle, through the Arcanian isles, north of Beltane. I was fine when I got on the boat. I had the ship set on auto and was cruising well and I dosed off. I woke up a bit later having crashed into some island I didn't see charted so I reset the course and then a few minutes later felt the urge to poo.
Having no latrine on the ship and not wanting to flash my goods to the natives as I passed the various land masses I held it. It took longer and longer and I held it and held it. Dam if the winds didnt change and come out of the southwest and I had my engine set to sail. I thought about changing course and going to PC or to Arcane but I dont remember seeing toilets at either place. I clamped my cheeks together and hoped for the best.
With my ship moving slower than cold molasses and my urges getting stronger and stronger I froze. Too much movement and I'd have an accident and would never live down the shame of splattering poo all over my deck. I didn't want to walk around cause you know it makes poo wanna move too.
Finally I could see the coast of Avros and I thought dam I was gonna make it when suddenly I felt the floodgates unleash. I poo'd all in my undies, in my pants, in my shoes, across the deck. I left a trail of poo on the pier and into Sigil. Every step I took some poo dropped out. I was duckin my head trying to avoid everyones gaze as I left a trail of poo all the way to Vendredi to get a quest.
Vendredi sniffed the air, frowned, sniffed again, looked at me and dam if he didn't zot me. Suddenly I was whisked away to Timeout room #1 and Celestia zotted me again. Now I was silenced and had pants full of poo and felt so miserable inside. Celestia started laughing and other imms appeared in the room and they started laughing at me too. When I was released from timeout I received a voucher for a toilet for my house from anonymous and a letter from Vassago saying that if I ever stunk up his game again I'd be noemoted for life.
Dam text worlds without proper toilets installed.